Ring-Bearers Anonymous
One Millennium At A Time
There is a frightening addiction running rampant in Middle-earth. It has consumed our best and brightest, causing them to make unwise decisions that lead to self-aggrandizement, world-wide warfare, and ultimately, death. It is the sinister addiction to the One Ring of Power forged by Sauron so long ago. Those who come into possession of this One Ring are forever changed and obsessed with illusions of power and corruption. They lie, cheat, steal, and fish with their bare hands never washing-up afterwards. Anyone under the power of the addiction to the One Ring cannot think for him/herself and is doomed to forever be under the shadow of this illness.
But fear not. We have the cure for this dreadful addiction. Ring-Bearers Anonymous is a fellowship of all species of Middle-earth joined together for a common bond: to help the still suffering compulsive ring-bearer break the addiction to the One Ring once and for all.